Kid: If you had 10 more kids what would you name them?
Me: At most I'd have 2 kids.
Kid: What would you name the other one?
Kid: Who would you love best.
Me: I'd love you the same.
Kid: I mean really. Who would you love best?
Me: You (I'm exasperated at this point)
Kid: What about Alex?
Me: Well Alex would be a jerk so we wouldn't like him or her.
Kid: Yeah, she'd break my stuff or he'd poop everywhere.
Me: Exactly. And that's why we're only having one.
God help us if we ever receive a surprise.