Fast asleep on Sunday morning when the kid yells, "I was just going to the bathroom and the cat was in the bathtub and she just randomly hissed at me."
Not really sure why I need to be told these things. This cat hisses a lot. Heck, sometimes I wish I could hiss at the kid because she doesn't really consider that her actions can hurt others. Poor cat was probably trying to make sure the kid didn't try and pick her up. Or turn on the bathtub. Of course, this particular cat is evil so she may have just been randomly hissing. But we're all used to it and I don't want to hear about it at 6 or 7 am.