Wednesday, October 31, 2012

The more you know...

If you're pregnant or want to avoid Cancer it is totally safe to go to Florida. They may have hurricanes but Disney World will not cause cancer or birth defects. But it is a whole other story in California.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Clingy beast

We got back from our Disney World/Universal Studios vacation late Friday night. Since then I have had a shadow in the form of the nice cat. She is always there and she always has to be touching me. It's creepy but somewhat sweet. Until she made me bleed at 3 am on Sunday night.

During the night she smushed herself next to me and made me hold her like a stuffed teddy bear. This went on for so long that my arm actually fell asleep. I have no idea how much time passed because I was sleeping. But, around 3 am, the evil, devil cat decided to jump on the bed. She scared the nice (but very stupid) cat so much that nice cat ran away. But not before scratching me right under the left eye. At least I know that my husband will go right back to sleep after being awoken by my scream of pain.

My glasses hide most of the scratch but it still aches. At least the evil (but smart) cat knows to keep her claws tucked away. Neither cat got to sleep with us last night.

However, I am typing this while the nice cat sleeps next to me with her paws grasping my arm.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Really? Really?

While getting organized for our next vacation I discovered that the evil cat has found yet another way to express her displeasure. Apparently, she believes that peeing on our bags will prevent us from travelling. Luckily, she only peed on things that can fit in the washing machine and dryer. But still! She had to go out of her way to do that. There was balancing and climbing involved.

I'm almost impressed. Except for the fact that I have a lot of stuff to disinfect now. At least urine is virtually sterile. But it smells icky. I am more convinced than ever that our cat pees outside of the litter box when she is pissed off. At least she is healthy and I guess she loves us.